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[shadowglitter]

I got bullied so I egged a house and then a police officer tried to cut off my head!!!!!

[ he got bullied so he egged a house and then a resident of that house (who is a lawyer) said it would be nice if he cleaned it up. ]

sorry, i got excited and lost the sad syntax of my heartbroken script.
please re-observe the subdued nature of my dialogue.
people are mean to me.
there was a guy who called me dumber than a rock.
do you think i'm as smart as a rock, red?
i always thought i was as smart as a rock, but the guy in question made it very clear that the rock would have to be polished to be above me in terms of intelligence, and, well.
maybe i was right to believe i could compete with a normal rock, but a well-polished one?
i am nothing in the face of that.

[versusseeker]

[Oh, Odin...]

u r v smrt + nice
dnt lstn 2 bullies
theyre jst [projecting their own insecurities onto you because they know that you are a good person who is capable of fulfillment that they will never be able to achieve given their own deficits] mean

[shadowglitter]

i bet im not as SMART AND NICE AS A BIG FAT SHINY ROCK!!!!!!!!!!

sorry for yelling. i didn't mean to yell.
you're so nice and cool and great and smart and i'm an ugly snowman made of farts!
can you tell pikachu i'm sorry for always being loud and hurting his ears? and also that i love him and that he's the best.
and also:
tell him that bullies are very mean and that you're super right because i agree.
if sweet sweet pikachu ever gets bullied i am going to burn so many things to the ground.
but also how do you make bullies be your friends?
what do i do to make him friends with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[versusseeker]

[If that isn't ever a loaded question.]

<(o◕ᆺ◕o)> <3s u
do u rlly care abt him?

[The bully, that is - Red almost doesn't clarify, but then, realizing that this is Odin he's talking to:]

bully

[shadowglitter]

HOW CAN YOU EVEN ASK ME THAT

[ uh oh, he's already started screaming about his misunderstanding before red corrects him. naturally, the word bully gets lost in the wall of text that's coming in. ]

I WOULD GIVE MY LIFE FOR PIKACHU
I WOULD GIVE HIM EVERYTHING HE NEEDS
I WOULD LAY DOWN AND CRY AND DIE AND LOSE MY LIFE AND MY HEART AND MY SOUL AND MY JOY AND MY LOVE JUST TO MAKE SURE HE SMILES
EVERYTHING ABOUT PIKACHU IS WONDERFUL
PIKACHU IS AMAZING
GOD I WANT TO MARRY PIKACHU SO MUCH
CAN YOU ASK PIKACHU IF HE WANTS TO MARRY ME?
TELL ME WHAT HE SAYS

[versusseeker]

hes a pkmn

[And that's all he's going to say about that.]

do u care abt the blly?

[shadowglitter]

[ odin takes that as passive agreement that pikachu is perfect and marriage material, and that's the only reason he moves on. ]

I mean...
I care about the mean things the bully said that hurt my feelings.
That's it, though.

[versusseeker]

y do u wnt 2 b frnds?
if u dnt care jst 4get abt him
not worth it

[shadowglitter]

I don't like when people don't like me.
I want everyone to be happy and friendly at all times, always, forever and ever until the universe expands to its limits and forcefully retracts on itself, crushing us under the impossible weight of all things and scrubbing every part of our history as living beings from existence via an immeasurable heat.
I wanna hold this guy's hand and sing songs with him about a pegasus or something.

[versusseeker]

i get it
me 2
but u cnt make every1 lyk u